Banter – Onyx Defiant

If You Read Three Books on a Subject, You’re Probably an Expert

May 24, 2017 by Justin Charnell

So you decide that you want to learn a new technical skill, trade, or craft. Doesn’t matter what it, but for the sake of this article, we’ll use the example of starting a website for profit. A niche site. You wake up and decide you’re going to buy a book about making websites for profit. … Read more

Buying Meat, The VA, Glengarry Glen Ross

May 10, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Buying meat Sometimes you have to know when you find a deal and when you might just be getting scammed. I’m staying with young Josh Krause for the summer, and we needed some meat for those protein gains. Instead of going to the store every three days to replenish our depleted supply, we decided to … Read more

What the fuck was Bill Burr talking about World War 2?

April 26, 2017 by Justin Charnell

This is what you’re looking for if you listened to the Monday Morning Podcast. If it doesn’t start at the part where he’s covering the guys face, go to about 24:30 and experience the joy.

Simon the Rabbit, Piss Off Locals, The Toxic Avenger

April 26, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Simon the Rabbit United Airlines PR team has had one hell of an April. They killed a rabbit with a destiny … a destiny to be the biggest rabbit ever, and they murdered him. I wish this was fake news. Some say the rabbit committed suicide. The best part is it was found at O’Hare airport, … Read more

Not Reading, Getting Craig’d, Ron English

April 25, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Not Reading Is there possibly a bigger relationship deal breaker than when someone tells you they do not read? I mean, besides being rude to restaurant staff, smoking heroin, not having a sense of humor, flaking, smelling bad, having no aspirations, being bad at spelling, being a liar, or being a terrorist. Shit’s not a … Read more

Politics and Comedy, Gatekeepers, Future Funk

April 25, 2017April 15, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Politics and Comedy The worst bit in comedy is anything political, especially when specials are being filmed. I was watching a throwback special, by a certain Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin. One of his first bits was him going on about how Bush was as the president and how Hillary Clinton couldn’t hold down ol’ … Read more

Suddenly, I’m a Merch by Amazon Influencer

November 29, 2016 by Justin Charnell

Who thought it would be as easy as putting out a video basically bashing the platform and getting a few hundred views in a few days? So far I’ve received Offers for collaboration videos Free subscription to Merch Informer, reviewed here Some sort of browser extension that I’m not going to use …and just today … Read more

Put In The Work

September 13, 2016 by Josh Krause

Instant gratification! With being a personal trainer and working at a nutritional supplement store I get a lot of people talking about a quick fix or the fast lane to success. I have a wedding in six or I need to lose 20lbs by the end of the month. Are you fucking high? How do … Read more

Stop Turning the Word Adult into a Verb

July 6, 2016 by Justin Charnell

Let’s cut to the chase. If you use the word “adulting”, whether serious or in jest, you should probably just try growing the fuck up. Go on Twitter and search for the word adulting. Do you know what I see when I do it? A whole bunch of goobers thinking that their lives are hard … Read more

Yes, It Is Okay to Make Fun of Things

June 8, 2016 by Justin Charnell

So for the first time in a month, I hopped on the ol’ PS4 and one of the free games of the month was [easyazon_link identifier=”B00XWE54CU” locale=”US” tag=”onyxdefiant-20″]NBA 2k16[/easyazon_link]. As a sidenote, I don’t watch basketball and don’t know the dynamics of basketball. I have no idea what I’m doing in the game. The only thing … Read more