Buying Meat, The VA, Glengarry Glen Ross

Buying Meat, The VA, Glengarry Glen Ross

May 10, 2017 Justin Charnell

Buying meat Sometimes you have to know when you find a deal and when you might just be getting scammed. I’m staying with young Josh Krause for the summer, and we needed some meat for those protein gains. Instead of going to the store every three days to replenish our depleted supply, we decided to [CONTINUE READING]


Not Reading, Getting Craig’d, Ron English

April 25, 2017 Justin Charnell

Not Reading Is there possibly a bigger relationship deal breaker than when someone tells you they do not read? I mean, besides being rude to restaurant staff, smoking heroin, not having a sense of humor, flaking, smelling bad, having no aspirations, being bad at spelling, being a liar, or being a terrorist. Shit’s not a [CONTINUE READING]


Politics and Comedy, Gatekeepers, Future Funk

April 15, 2017 Justin Charnell

Politics and Comedy The worst bit in comedy is anything political, especially when specials are being filmed. I was watching a throwback special, by a certain Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin. One of his first bits was him going on about how Bush was as the president and how Hillary Clinton couldn’t hold down ol’ [CONTINUE READING]

stop turning adult into a verb adulting

Stop Turning the Word Adult into a Verb

July 6, 2016 Justin Charnell

Let’s cut to the chase. If you use the word “adulting”, whether serious or in jest, you should probably just try growing the fuck up. Go on Twitter and search for the word adulting. Do you know what I see when I do it? A whole bunch of goobers thinking that their lives are hard [CONTINUE READING]


Indifferent Doesn’t Make You An Asshole

June 1, 2016 Josh Krause

Had a heated debate with the girlfriend the other day and she said that one of my biggest faults is that “I don’t give a damn about anything“. Now at first I was thrown off by this comment but, I realized she hit it right on the nose. Now before you go thinking I’m some narcissistic [CONTINUE READING]

Banter- Typical Make Money Online Chump

Banter: Typical Make Money Online Chump

December 18, 2015 Justin Charnell

This guy is a goober. I don’t know why but this guy really struck a nerve with me. Everything about his post screams ‘I’m in it for the money and will do any bullshit to get there’. Just a typical make money online chump. Let’s break down his post sentence by damn sentence. The Title [CONTINUE READING]


Sup, it’s Uncle Josh

November 28, 2015 Josh Krause

Hi All, My name is Josh and I want to start off saying, I don’t give two shits if you agree with me or not because at the end of the day your dumb ass is still reading this shit. I have been through hell and experienced some things that most shouldn’t have to. I [CONTINUE READING]