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The Wolf of Skate Street

August 13, 2016 Justin Charnell

See those wooden sticks with bristles? They’re called brooms. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these brooms. They’re not going to sweep themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of fibers. Like a loaded 30 rack without a trained Marine to shotgun too many. And in the case of the [CONTINUE READING]

stealing tic tacs and getting caught
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The Time I Got Caught Stealing

June 10, 2016 Justin Charnell

Yo, I wrote this like 5 years ago so laugh at me. While I was never a child to intentionally force myself into trouble, trouble seemed to find a way to cross paths with me. My relationship with trouble was interesting. We were like a separated couple, for months would not say words to each [CONTINUE READING]

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A Day in Pattaya

October 19, 2015 Justin Charnell

“Josh, you need a job, dude.” Josh didn’t really need a job. He was collecting checks from the government every month for his post-deployment disability. Josh didn’t have a disability. He found an untestable way to get 70% disability from the VA by claiming anxiety, allowing him to get a check every month for around [CONTINUE READING]