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Stop Turning the Word Adult into a Verb

July 6, 2016 by Justin Charnell
stop turning adult into a verb adulting

Let’s cut to the chase. If you use the word “adulting”, whether serious or in jest, you should probably just try growing the fuck up. Go on Twitter and search for the word adulting. Do you know what I see when I do it? A whole bunch of goobers thinking that their lives are hard … Read more

Categories Banter Tags banter, rant, satire?

25 Things I Didn’t Know Until I Was 25

June 25, 2016June 17, 2016 by Justin Charnell
25 things i didn't know until i was 25

I’ve been on this earth for about 9,319 days at the time of writing. There’s a lot of things I don’t know, and some things I only recently learned. I only got about 8 good years left before I’m in a casket, so don’t expect 35 things I didn’t know until I was 35. Without further … Read more

Categories Lifestyle Tags 25 in 25, lifestyle, reflection, refraction, satire?, serious business

How to Lose a Fight

June 14, 2016June 14, 2016 by Justin Charnell
lose a fight like a bitch

So you’ve found yourself in a sticky situation and don’t have a solid way out. You talked a little too much shit to the guy in the bandana at the bar and now he’s throwing chairs at you. Don’t fret, we have a solution to your problem. Because you were talking shit, you are probably … Read more

Categories Lifestyle Tags get your ass beat, lifestyle, lose a fight, RIP in peace, satire?, synonyms for molly whopping
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