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Simon the Rabbit, Piss Off Locals, The Toxic Avenger

April 26, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Simon the Rabbit United Airlines PR team has had one hell of an April. They killed a rabbit with a destiny … a destiny to be the biggest rabbit ever, and they murdered him. I wish this was fake news. Some say the rabbit committed suicide. The best part is it was found at O’Hare airport, … Read more

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Not Reading, Getting Craig’d, Ron English

April 25, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Not Reading Is there possibly a bigger relationship deal breaker than when someone tells you they do not read? I mean, besides being rude to restaurant staff, smoking heroin, not having a sense of humor, flaking, smelling bad, having no aspirations, being bad at spelling, being a liar, or being a terrorist. Shit’s not a … Read more

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Politics and Comedy, Gatekeepers, Future Funk

April 25, 2017April 15, 2017 by Justin Charnell

Politics and Comedy The worst bit in comedy is anything political, especially when specials are being filmed. I was watching a throwback special, by a certain Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin. One of his first bits was him going on about how Bush was as the president and how Hillary Clinton couldn’t hold down ol’ … Read more

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Chest Pubes Tapered To My Ball Fro

June 1, 2016May 22, 2016 by Josh Krause

For those who can have enough balls to look at themselves in the mirror and see that they need a change, here is a start in the right direction. “Chest pubes down to my ball fro” we have all heard that saying for step brothers. Funny thing is, he was onto something there. Indirectly he was … Read more

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Sup, it’s Uncle Josh

November 28, 2015 by Josh Krause

Hi All, My name is Josh and I want to start off saying, I don’t give two shits if you agree with me or not because at the end of the day your dumb ass is still reading this shit. I have been through hell and experienced some things that most shouldn’t have to. I … Read more

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Making Money Online: The Middleman Method

October 27, 2015October 6, 2015 by Justin Charnell

There is a very easy way for people to make money online, without any initial funding. I like to call it the middleman method. What is the middleman method? Essentially, what you will be doing is buying a service from one person, and selling that to someone else for more money. It’s like flipping on … Read more

Categories Money Tags making moeny, man, method, middle